Welcome to Contraband Curios
The darkly playful novelty shop for adults who crave the bizarre, the edgy, and the (legally) outrageous. Realistic, legal gag gifts that spark shock, laughter, and stories you won't believe.
Shop Our Darkest Delights
Outrageous Gag Gifts That Should Probably Be Illegal
Not for the faint of heart! Discover our bestsellers, guaranteed to spark laughs, gasps, and a little healthy concern.
- Fake Evidence Bag
- Stuff your friend's lunch inside and watch HR panic. Realistic, police-style, and 100% legal (probably).
- Voodoo Boss Doll
- Stressed at work? Poke, prod, and poke again—your secret weapon for surviving Mondays.
- Fake Parole Papers
- Drop these on the dinner table and enjoy the awkward silence. For legal laughs only.
Pricing
Pick your poison.
Two wicked options. Checkout is a breeze. Payments are secure. Mischief ships fast.
Single Prank One-Off
Just want a taste of trouble? Grab one unforgettable gag gift and unleash some innocent chaos.
- ✔ Any single item
- ✔ Secure checkout
- ✔ Ships in 1-2 days
Ultimate Mischief Bundle Best Value
All our wildest pranks in one devious box. Huge savings. Maximum havoc. Perfect for parties or serial scoundrels.
- ✔ 5 best-selling gag gifts
- ✔ Free neon sticker pack
- ✔ Priority shipping & support
- ✔ Secure payment
What Our Fans Are Saying
Real laughs. Real reviews. Real(ly) legal mischief. Here’s how Contraband Curios customers react to our outrageous gifts.
“I gifted the ‘Fake Evidence Kit’ for my husband’s birthday. He laughed so hard he nearly called his lawyer!”
“Contraband Curios is my new go-to for shockingly fun gifts—my friends can’t stop talking about the ‘Severed Toe Soap’!”
“Zero regrets. I sent my boss the ‘Suspicious White Powder’ gag. HR’s still giggling. Five stars!”
Frequently Asked Questions
Wondering how we keep things legal, ship your mischief, or what makes our gifts so wickedly unique? Relax, we’ve got answers!
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Absolutely! Every product at Contraband Curios is 100% legal—no handcuffs for you or us. We keep it edgy, but always above board. Mischief, not misdemeanors!
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We ship at breakneck speed—most orders go out within 24 hours. Every package arrives in plain, unmarked wrapping, so your prank stays your secret (until it’s time for the reveal).
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Not 100% thrilled? No worries—returns are easy and hassle-free within 30 days. We want happy pranksters, not grumpy customers. Just shoot us a message and we’ll sort it out, no interrogations!
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Our creations blend dark humor, superb realism, and wild imagination. You won’t find these anywhere else—each design is crafted for maximum “wait, is that real?” reactions. Mischief, guaranteed.
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Your secrets (and purchases) are safe with us. We use encrypted checkout and never share your info. Shop with confidence—and a smirk.